Question 1: Would you ever get surgery to alter something you don't like about yourself?
Yes.
No.
Question 2: Would you describe yourself as an underdog?
Yes.
No.
Question 3: Can you resist the lure of the drink?
Yes.
No.
Question 4: Do you have parental instincts? Or, if you were in the possession of the child, you'd forget to feed it?
Forget to feed it.
Parental instincts here!
Question 5: How straight are you?
I say I am, but I lie.
Pretty straight.
;)
What is this 'straight' you speak of?
Question 6: How's that self-esteem doing?
Rock Bottom.
Leave me alone!
Just fine?
Question 7: How's that virginity holding up?
Virgins still exist?
I'm still pretty innocent...
Question 8: Do you immediately size up those you're in company with?
Yeah, I want to know what they've got down there.
I'm too drunk right now, ask again later.
Nah, I'm too dazzled about how hot I am.
Question 9: Do you like to walk to see your friends?
Is this a joke?
I have a friend, but can’t really walk to them.
Yes!
Question 10: Are you a commitment kind of person?
I am now!
No, fuck that.
Question 11: Do you just want to belong somewhere?
Yes.
As long as my lover is there.
I think we have two different definitions of 'belong.'
Question 12: Are you a confrontational kind of person?
No...
Yes... with a tiger too.
Question 13: No, seriously how innocent are you? On a scale of Topaz to Peridot.
I... well... no...
I beat even Peri.
Question 13: Do people mispronounce your name?
All the time!
It's pretty straightforward.
You're not a victor!
Go again!
You're Peridot Myler!
Go again!
You're Arbor Halt!
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You're Heron Kimberling!
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You're Topaz Ross!
Go again!
You're Mace Emberstatt!
Go again!
You're Julian Bryze!
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You're Cricket Antoinette!
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You're Klaus Goravich!
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You're Lethe Turner!
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You're Aranica Petros!
Go again!