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| − | '''Cato''' (''full name: Justin Bieber'') likes to flips his hair because he's the Biebs, yo. | + | '''Cato''' (''full name: Justin Bieber'') likes to flips his hair because he's the Biebs, yo. Cato's real name is Cat Breath, but he tends to fight this title because he claims he brushes his teeth on a regular basis. Nobody knows what is true, so we just nod and smile and continue to call him Cat Breath or Catoe behind (or in front of) his back. Cato is actually a knife, and he doesn't have a life outside of cutting people's potatoes. Cato is currently married to Meghan and Rook in a three-way marriage. They're in love, and in the words of Rook, "we're in a three way marriage cass you can't break that". |
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| + | Cato's hobbies include getting grossed out at the site of Meghan, bugging Kay with the Jonas brothers, and complaining about school. <333 | ||
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| + | Cato is fabulous, don't mess with him bitches. | ||
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|image = [[File:hairflip.gif|200px|alt=Biebs hairflip]] | |image = [[File:hairflip.gif|200px|alt=Biebs hairflip]] | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | After fighting and dying in the 74th Hunger Games (spoiler alert!), the great Ripred revived him into a long-haired dude who lives in Minnesota and flips his hair way too much. | + | After fighting and dying in the 74th Hunger Games (spoiler alert!), the great Ripred revived him into a long-haired dude who lives in Minnesota and flips his hair way too much. |
On August 22, 2014, he began his education on Edward Norton. His first lesson was ''Fight Club''. | On August 22, 2014, he began his education on Edward Norton. His first lesson was ''Fight Club''. | ||
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==Tributes== | ==Tributes== | ||
| − | + | Cato had that one tribute from the Enterprise. | |
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| + | [[Category:Members]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:33, 11 April 2016
Cato (full name: Justin Bieber) likes to flips his hair because he's the Biebs, yo. Cato's real name is Cat Breath, but he tends to fight this title because he claims he brushes his teeth on a regular basis. Nobody knows what is true, so we just nod and smile and continue to call him Cat Breath or Catoe behind (or in front of) his back. Cato is actually a knife, and he doesn't have a life outside of cutting people's potatoes. Cato is currently married to Meghan and Rook in a three-way marriage. They're in love, and in the words of Rook, "we're in a three way marriage cass you can't break that".
Cato's hobbies include getting grossed out at the site of Meghan, bugging Kay with the Jonas brothers, and complaining about school. <333
Cato is fabulous, don't mess with him bitches.
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| The Resident Justin Bieber | |
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| Location | Minnesota |
| Age | 23 |
| Joined | August 2013 |
| Status | Member |
History
After fighting and dying in the 74th Hunger Games (spoiler alert!), the great Ripred revived him into a long-haired dude who lives in Minnesota and flips his hair way too much.
On August 22, 2014, he began his education on Edward Norton. His first lesson was Fight Club.
Characters
He has some of these.
Tributes
Cato had that one tribute from the Enterprise.
