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Noah had his bed lit on fire by Pyrian Keeni and Ivy Soren. He hated them. Then he got high with Pyrian and they kissed. They became frenemies. Then they totes had sex the night before the Bloodbath. Keeniconda goes in no caves. They never saw each other until his death. Happily ever after. | Noah had his bed lit on fire by Pyrian Keeni and Ivy Soren. He hated them. Then he got high with Pyrian and they kissed. They became frenemies. Then they totes had sex the night before the Bloodbath. Keeniconda goes in no caves. They never saw each other until his death. Happily ever after. | ||
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| + | Prior to his Private Training Session, Noah got high. His friendship with his mentor, Patrick the Mentor, led to his quick addiction to drugs. As a result, he entered the session with swag and rapped a song about a Thriftshop. Then he got sad and threw knives at a dummy. This was followed by weeping on the floor and then beating the crap out of two guards. Warren Whip, the Gamemaker, was not impressed. | ||
=== Early Games === | === Early Games === | ||
Revision as of 23:08, 15 April 2013
Noah Ripley is a tribute in the 63rd Hunger Games. He is notable for being the Snake King, being knifed by rats, and generally making bad decisions about everything ever. He hated everything about Fitz Ripley, his brother, when the idiot failed to send Penelope Libertine home and instead let her get stabbed in the eye. He somehow made it to final ten, clinching the #8 spot.
| D4M of the 63rd Hunger Games | |
|---|---|
| District | 4 |
| Age | 15 |
| Weapon(s) | Useless Blow-dart Gun, Golden-Meela Knife |
| Training Score | 5 |
| Token | Seashell |
| Alliance | n/a |
| Victims | Noah Ripley kills no things ever. |
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played by Windy | |
Contents |
Life
Early Life
Noah Ripley is pretty much a street punk. He lived his life behind his fists because he's actually a total wimp. However, he somehow still managed to be a "badass." Along with his brothers, he was also a graverobber. He never showed up, though, so actually, scratch that.
Romance
Noah is horrible at things that make people happy, but Penelope Libertine was in love with all of the Ripleys ever so that happened. Then she came back to haunt him during the 63rd Games like a psycho.
63rd Hunger Games
Pre-Games
Noah had his bed lit on fire by Pyrian Keeni and Ivy Soren. He hated them. Then he got high with Pyrian and they kissed. They became frenemies. Then they totes had sex the night before the Bloodbath. Keeniconda goes in no caves. They never saw each other until his death. Happily ever after.
Prior to his Private Training Session, Noah got high. His friendship with his mentor, Patrick the Mentor, led to his quick addiction to drugs. As a result, he entered the session with swag and rapped a song about a Thriftshop. Then he got sad and threw knives at a dummy. This was followed by weeping on the floor and then beating the crap out of two guards. Warren Whip, the Gamemaker, was not impressed.
Early Games
Noah decided that he couldn't trust alliances so he decided to go solo-yolo. As a result, he rolled in snakes for a while and played dead, must to the chagrin of one River Destin. He thought it would be a good idea to catch snakes with his bare hands and became poisoned like the true idiot he is. However, he also became Snake King. This was a great achievement.
Soon after, he left to do his solo thing again. He walked to the Hall of Treasure and followed a glowing light through the halls. Then, he got knifed by rats and almost died. He didn't, though, because all of their teeth fell out and they could only throw themselves at him. He lived, but passed out after hallucinating about his brother. He woke up and found a Magic Conch shell, just like the one Patrick the Mentor told him about. It sucked though so he threw it away and found a secret passage to a secret room with a secret disk of gold tribute statues. There, he found a golden crown of snakes. Snake King, tbh. Some Kodama were waiting for him upstairs and he kicked one and it cried but then they cuddled and all was well.
The next day, he went to the Tomb. He got some water, thought about death, and hoped Penelope wouldn't try to drown him again. She did.
Late Games
Noah headed towards the Great Pyramid but then was like nah gonna go set my snakes free. He got attacked by a bird though so he said eff that and kept his snakes and cuddled some more. He was happy and kind of okay but then drowning. So no.
The Overgrown Garden was next and he tried to stomp on some Digitamole head, but he failed. He lost a toe or too, but then he killed it so then he was okay. As per usual, he curled up and thought about death. Then the Feast happened.
Death
Noah, like always, is stupid. He ran around at the Feast like an idiot and then he died by Asunder Hayes. Pyrian avenged him though, so it's okay. At least Penelope can't drown him anymore.
